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msg[1] = "Men are born to succeed, not fail - Henry David Thoreau";
msg[2] = "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her - Rodney Dangerfield";
msg[3] = "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero Lat - Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow. - Horace";
msg[4] = "It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life - Jimi Hendrix. ";
msg[5] = "All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people - Alexis Carrel";
msg[6] = "He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own - Aesop";
msg[7] = "Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
msg[8] = "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy - Martin Luther King, Jr.";
msg[9] = "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little - Porterfield";
msg[10] = "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
msg[11] = "Silence is one great art of conversation - Anon";
msg[12] = "Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannise their teachers - Socrates";
msg[13] = "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
msg[14] = "Real riches are the riches possessed inside - B. C. Forbes";
msg[15] = "I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child - Dan Quayle";
msg[16] = "I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand - Confucius";
msg[17] = "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff - Mariah Carey";
msg[18] = "You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try - Beverly Sills";
msg[19] = "Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit - Napoleon Hill";
msg[20] = "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune... to lose both looks like carelessness - Oscar Wilde";
msg[21] = "When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do - William Blake";
msg[22] = "The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this - decide what you want - Ben Stein";
msg[23] = "Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so - Gore Vidal";
msg[24] = "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life - Chinese Proverb";
msg[25] = "Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them - Ann Landers";
msg[26] = "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it - George W. Bush";
msg[27] = "It takes a great man to be a good listener - Calvin Coolidge";
msg[28] = "Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks - Herodotus";
msg[29] = "Today's payslip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel - Raymond Cvikota";
msg[30] = "Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever - Mahatma Gandhi";
msg[31] = "What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us - Oliver Wendell Holmes";

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